Dear Rain,
You are very loud on our metal roof. I have yet to venture very far outside due to your formidable presence, but I assume you have also made everything very wet. This is most unwelcome.
Not only are you wet, you are also cold! You are currently mixing three different physical states of one chemical substance all at once. There are tiny beads of ice mixed in with your liquid drops of water. I understand that you are vital to all [known] forms of life, but could you be less loud on my roof?
Thanks,
Chrissy
Hahaha, I might have to send the same letter to the rain here. The damnable bastard just won't listen.
ReplyDeleteI used to like rain until I moved into a house with skylights...BIG MISTAKE. I can't hear ANYTHING over the sound of raindrops on a skylight!
ReplyDeleteI love the sound of rain on my roof. It's so soothing to me. It's awesome to take a nice hot steamy bubble bath in a dark room with a few candles lit and a good book, while listening to the rain pattering on the roof above you....Awesome.
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