Saturday, March 5, 2011

What if Christopher Columbus saw this map?


Christopher Columbus: OK I found the edge of the world! Let's go home now.
Navigator: Great! We'll just hop on route 417 and then take L3275 home.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Open Letter to People Who Write Checks

Dear people who write checks/cheques:


  • Please use blue or blank ink. Other colors are hard to read and sometimes don't show up when scanned into a computer. DO NOT USE RED or PINK!
  • PLEASE PRINT on the "Pay to the order of..." line and the legal line (the one where you write out in words how much you want to give to someone). I can't read your beautiful cursive that you learned 50 years ago in grade school. Your T's look like J's.
  • PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE either of the two aforementioned lines blank. EVER. 
  • Make sure you know who you are writing the check to.
  • PLEASE sign your checks.
  • If there is no way to make your chicken-scratch handwriting legible, please use Microsoft office (or something similar) and a printer to print your check.
  • The only line that can ever be left blank is the memo line. This is a note to yourself or to the person you are writing the check to. 
Example Check:




Thanks,
Chrissy

Friday, February 25, 2011

Good things: Days 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30

Day 24:

  • Ice cream 
  • Watched the newest Narnia movie
Day 25:
  • Didn't have to go to work
Day 26:
  • I got to use a machine at work!
Day 27:
  • I had a friend to eat lunch with! :D
Day 28:
  • ?
Day 29:
  • Breakfast with a friend
  • Auntie!
  • Paycheck!!
Day 30:
  • TBA