Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy thanksgiving!

I have no idea how to draw a turkey, so if you want to see one you can check out my friend Christine's blog for a turkey she drew for me :D

Happy thanksgiving!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

An open letter to TMJ

Dear Temporomandibular joint, 

I think it is great and all that you hold my jaw onto my skull. You allow me to move the lower half of my face separately from the top of my face. I like that you allow me to chew and swallow food.

Recently you have been mean to me. You pop out of place. You cause swelling and inflammation. Most importantly you cause pain. I do not like pain. Knock it off.  I do not want to have to take a ton of ibuprofen every two hours. 

Stop causing pain and we can be friends again.

No love,
Chrissy

Monday, November 22, 2010

I am clearly neurotic.

Things that make me nervous/scared/panic:


  • Being late
  • Other people being inexplicably late
  • Large social groups in a small space
  • Being unemployed
  • When someone expects me to act formally
  • People not being where they are supposed to be
  • Interviewing
  • Student loans
  • People being unavailable for contact
  • Creepy men I do not know trying to "check me out"
  • Disease
  • Bugs
  • Possible infestation of diseased bugs
  • Fire
  • Dreaming of my friends/family hanging off a cliff
  • Forgetting what I was doing
  • When animals run in front of my car (Doubly so at night)
  • The new TSA guidelines
  • Loud noises
  • Dying